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YES!

2010-06-09T08:25:03.178-04:00

YES!

You linked Tano!!!!!!!!! I miss u. You are totes t...

2010-06-09T08:21:42.362-04:00

You linked Tano!!!!!!!!! I miss u. You are totes the best, B.T. dubs.

I would eat that

2010-05-25T01:46:09.388-04:00

I would eat that

Look at that shit; I'm a published poet. Awesome. ...

2010-02-17T23:30:36.914-05:00

Look at that shit; I'm a published poet. Awesome. Yes I did get here by googling myself, I am that self absorbed.

love him.

2010-02-03T22:41:27.168-05:00

love him.

Blog more you lazy blogger!!!!

2010-01-09T22:43:28.349-05:00

Blog more you lazy blogger!!!!

what a weird name for a website. rotten tomatoes ...

2009-12-18T19:01:44.729-05:00

what a weird name for a website. rotten tomatoes

The Ultimate Time Waster
D9 Robot
Cetra AG

So this was pretty awesome. MORE. I need more upda...

2009-12-02T14:16:35.966-05:00

So this was pretty awesome. MORE. I need more updates! PHOTOS! Sizzling hot gossip! xoxo

ALoha that was awesome! IM 320 pounds, and very ac...

2009-11-23T18:24:21.829-05:00

ALoha that was awesome! IM 320 pounds, and very active in local politics, activism, ect yeah so what blah blah blah.

BUT, hey i LOVE this blog! I am following it religiousely now, trying to get some great ideas for losing some of this darn weight!

OMG HOTODOG MUMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxo...

2009-11-04T14:27:26.936-05:00

OMG HOTODOG MUMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxo

and this is a poem i wrote when i was falling out ...

2009-06-08T19:36:52.196-04:00

and this is a poem i wrote when i was falling out of love in the year 2003.

my bruises are beginning to brown
from the purple you once colored me;
my eyes are still black. break those rocks;
break me with the hammer you said killed the ivy
strangling that tree. i suffocate, immersed in the sweet
sweat; fresh rinse only to come, to come over me.
the stuffy

thanks dude. the love is requited. here is a poem...

2009-06-08T19:21:15.576-04:00

thanks dude. the love is requited.

here is a poem i have unearthed from deep within my computer. i wrote it shortly after falling in love in the year 1999.

SAN FRANCISCO

We faded so slowly I didn't know
we had left, until I looked
and we disappeared and
from the sky the city stretches out
to a very definite edge
with a light grey

ur such an amazing writer. i wish u wrote more.

2009-05-10T18:48:00.000-04:00

ur such an amazing writer. i wish u wrote more.

i love that u still tell that story. it is like, y...

2009-03-04T17:03:00.000-05:00

i love that u still tell that story. it is like, your story now. it belongs to only you. the rude man at the movie theater who wouldn't move.
u should have that story written on your tombstone. or better yet, at your funeral service rather than have a preacher go through a lovely sermon, they should just play an audio of u telling that story.

i practically knocked my computer over. this is a ...

2009-02-13T16:38:00.000-05:00

i practically knocked my computer over. this is a good story.

oh athena, welcome to BOH. this is pretty typical ...

2009-02-13T03:21:00.000-05:00

oh athena, welcome to BOH. this is pretty typical of kitchens throughout the city. never admit you drink. that's basically them saying, "so, do you put out on the first date?"

So, what does his house look like?

2009-02-11T13:47:00.000-05:00

So, what does his house look like?

ha ha we used to hang out at scratcher all the tim...

2009-01-11T01:18:00.001-05:00

ha ha we used to hang out at scratcher all the time in like, high school, or college, or something, i dont remember.

ha ha we used to hang out at scratcher all the tim...

2009-01-11T01:18:00.000-05:00

ha ha we used to hang out at scratcher all the time in like, high school, or college, or something, i dont remember.

First off I'm very glad that you agree with me on ...

2008-12-22T12:40:00.000-05:00

First off I'm very glad that you agree with me on the state of our poor Britney. She doesn't know any better. You can squeeze her into a Chanel suit but homegirl will always be a country bumpkin.
Second, I always thought i hated beets but recently realized they are fantastic!!!
Third, have you been watching No Reservations? I just watched the episode on Spain and I really think we need

Even if you can fit into a tube top, my advice wou...

2008-12-11T23:26:00.000-05:00

Even if you can fit into a tube top, my advice would be DO NOT WEAR(!) unless it comes in a nylon/spandex micro-fiber with a matching bottom (Better known as a bathing suit.)

Then again, judging from your recent experience with advice, I guess you don't have to take mine either.

I had butternut squash tortellini at Forlini's a couple weeks ago-- The best i've ever had, but they

of course i remember! i'm trying to find my pictur...

2008-11-30T15:10:00.000-05:00

of course i remember! i'm trying to find my pictures of kermit the frog being deflated through a catheter.

that is fucking gross. hey, remember when we went ...

2008-11-29T21:00:00.000-05:00

that is fucking gross. hey, remember when we went to the parade last year and got high on that gas stuff they use to fill the baloons?

that farm looks awesome. i like that you are bein...

2008-11-17T17:03:00.000-05:00

that farm looks awesome. i like that you are being so honest, but i'd expect nothing less!

Brutal honesty and pessimism are two things that I...

2008-11-01T18:21:00.000-04:00

Brutal honesty and pessimism are two things that I treasure. More, please!